I went shopping yesterday. Nothing special just normal food shopping. Oh my God it was absolute chaos. Methinks the Christmas madness has begun. The shops are shut for exactly one day, why do people go so crazy? I wonder how much of the food they buy actually gets eaten? I bet most of it gets chucked in the bin. It didn't help that Tescos had decided to put stacks of stuff all around the store so that it was impossible to get down the aisles. I could feel my stress levels rising as people wouldn't move trolleys. To add insult to injury they kept looking at me like I was a lunatic just because I didn't want to look at the tins of biscuits; I just wanted to get in and get out. It's not much to ask is it! I may have to hibenate until the silly season is over - has anyone got anyone got a large cardboard box? If there's any news reports about someone going berserk in a supermarket it's quite likely to be me and I will happily do the time.